A Beer, Please

The project is almost off the ground and I will resume regular posting shortly. In the meantime, enjoy this.

BEER is better than women because:

• Beer doesn't mind sitting in the freezer for an hour to cool off
• You can enjoy beer all night long
• Beer doesn't complain when you fart
• A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football
• When your beer goes flat, you toss it ou
• Hangovers go away
• A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
• Beer doesn't care how much you earn
• Beer never has a headache
• You can have a beer in public
• Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
• A frigid beer is a good beer
• A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it
• Beer doesn't come with in-laws
• You are never embarassed about the beer you bring to a party
• Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't
• Beer doesn't whine
• You can't catch anything except a buzz from a beer
• When you're done with your beer, you just go get another one
• The only thing a beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.