Monday, April 28, 2008

A Beer, Please

The project is almost off the ground and I will resume regular posting shortly. In the meantime, enjoy this.

BEER is better than women because:

  • Beer doesn't mind sitting in the freezer for an hour to cool off
  • You can enjoy beer all night long
  • Beer doesn't complain when you fart
  • A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football
  • When your beer goes flat, you toss it ou
  • Hangovers go away
  • A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
  • Beer doesn't care how much you earn
  • Beer never has a headache
  • You can have a beer in public
  • Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
  • A frigid beer is a good beer
  • A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it
  • Beer doesn't come with in-laws
  • You are never embarassed about the beer you bring to a party
  • Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't
  • Beer doesn't whine
  • You can't catch anything except a buzz from a beer
  • When you're done with your beer, you just go get another one
  • The only thing a beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.

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