Wednesday, September 17, 2008

What's In My Inbox

I’ve actually gotten this from a number of people, so I almost didn’t post it, but it’s kind of clever so I’ll go ahead and offer it for those who might have missed it. With apologies to David Letterman, here are the:


Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

Number Ten:
Decorating the house (with plywood).

Number Nine:
Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

Number Eight:
Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven:
Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials.'

Number Six:
Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five:
Family and friends from out of state calling you.

Number Four:
Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

Number Three:
Days off from work.

Number Two:

And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:
At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, But how to dance in the rain.'
And...we might as well laugh!!!!

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